Why are we here? I lost my ring last night in a bet. I'm missing a finger. I tried getting it back, but this half-a*s won't negotiate. So how'd you lose your most prized possession? Thumb wrestling. You lost to Santa's helper? Why the f**k am I here? I hurt my back. Make it easier on yourself. The classics. What do you prefer to be called? Jumbo or
My life got better when... I realized I didn't have to be nice. Nice got me ran over, stressed out and disrespected. I'm not nice. I'm a good person. There's a difference.
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